What are you doing?

Every time you watch Jersey Shore…

Perspective.

Advice.

Mr. President!?

Advice.

Are you bad-a enough?

Figuring life out.

How it feels to be a designated driver.

Why Voldemort is bald.

Like a boss.

Trying to pick my favorite republican candidate…

Why do we put on masks?

Wednesday.

How much do you love me?