How much do you love me?

Things I deal with.

What are the odds?!

Spiders.

Seriously considering this…

Kids these days.

What if girls had apostrophes instead of periods?

Sassy Snow White.

The Ben and Jerry’s pint lock.

The bathtub test.

I CHOOSE YOU!

For you, Jena.

Lingual differences.

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy…

It's not difficult to make a woman happy...

I thought i was at a Nikki Minaj concert…