I’d make the same decision

aggressive petting

*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*

Just casually vacuuming the lawn

Never ask a cat its weight

*looks at clock with contempt*

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

No couple should be this comfortable with each other

Brian wants to be more than friends

The tiger won

sounds like something only a robot would complain about

midnight snacks are important

they were on the list!

First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors

PAW patrol after the kids go to bed