live laugh lobotomy

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

avoiding people in public is exhausting

ode de febreeze

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

purr-fect

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

sea urchins love hats

i live at the zoo now

there’s no way a home made this soup

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

never letting go

it has stories to tell

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