what kind of sorcery is this?

she’s smarter than you

that pigeon deserves a medal

don’t check my twitter

chemistry jokes for dads 101

30 is the new 13

Pitching this to Hollywood

ultimate power

only teaching it more curse words

…and give you a hug

What if I use bitcoin?

worth the risk

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

i see a white light

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire