You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

There’s no going back

There's no going back

not dead yet

not dead yet

some dogs just want to watch the world burn

some dogs just want to watch the world burn

must be the disney ears

must be the disney ears

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

There is hope for humanity

There is hope for humanity

what, you really thought this was the last one?

what, you really thought this was the last one?

Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party

Ain't no part like a donkey kong party
Dreams+are+weird.
Dreams are weird.
Better+get+me+some+of+those+great+business+opportunities
Better get me some of those great business opportunities
The+real+walk+of+shame
The real walk of shame
The+Tibetan+Fox+looks+like+a+bad+taxidermy+job
The Tibetan Fox looks like a bad taxidermy job
Join the conversation
That+Will+Teach+Her
That Will Teach Her
Every+Time+I+Wash+A+Little+Spoon
Every Time I Wash A Little Spoon
Be+honest
Be honest
Miniature+Tree+Houses+Make+Houseplants+Way+More+Interesting
Miniature Tree Houses Make Houseplants Way More Interesting
In+honor+of+National+Pretzel+Day%2C+April+26th
In honor of National Pretzel Day, April 26th
Shut-in
Shut-in
How+Comforting
How Comforting
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+fluffy%21
It’s so fluffy!