this is a vampire pool. that’s not water

this is a vampire pool. that's not water

perfect grill marks

perfect grill marks

the morning commute is brutal

the morning commute is brutal

The correct use of privilege

The correct use of privilege

a useless card

a useless card

get it, goofy!

get it, goofy!

I’m doing this

I'm doing this

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

per my last shot

per my last shot

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I'm crying, too

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can't look to my left

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now
The+door+to+the+dining+area+of+the+Alcoba%C3%83%C2%A7a+Monastery+in+Portugal+was+made+narrow+so+that+monks+whom+got+too+fat+were+forced+to+go+into+fasting.
The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.
It%26%238217%3Bs+buck+season+at+the+retirement+home%21
It’s buck season at the retirement home!
Provender+is+a+gateway+drug.
Provender is a gateway drug.
Venmo+hacks
Venmo hacks
Join the conversation
Gato+is+life.
Gato is life.
that%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+car+you+got+there%26%238230%3B
that’s a nice car you got there…
Macauley+Culkin+Walking+His+Cat
Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat
I+SEND+IT+BACK
I SEND IT BACK
Hat+game+on+point.
Hat game on point.
The+secret+ingredient+is+feet%21
The secret ingredient is feet!
a-women+oh+lawdy.
a-women oh lawdy.
To+walk+on+ice%26%238230%3B+you+must+become+the+penwang.
To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.