does this swimsuit make me look fat?

i see a white light

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

Mid-life cat crisis

god finds a way

You first. No, you, I insist!

Being nice never worked, anyway

*unplugs router*

The true path to the dark side of the force

Agent of adorable chaos

5 stars on yelp

I love avocados too much

There’s no going back

not dead yet

some dogs just want to watch the world burn