Want an ice cream sammie? get a job

Want an ice cream sammie? get a job

No. Call the men in black

No. Call the men in black

When your math professor fails at life

When your math professor fails at life

Heart melted

Heart melted

better have my breadsticks

better have my breadsticks

They never went to Disneyland again

They never went to Disneyland again

we are tooth

we are tooth

Gotta water the plants

Gotta water the plants

give it a second

give it a second

design flaw level expert

design flaw level expert

How i won my first grammy

How i won my first grammy

flavor explosion

flavor explosion

but do they have toes?

but do they have toes?

He’ll do it in the morning

He'll do it in the morning

and now neither can I

and now neither can I
buckle+up%21
buckle up!
a+small%2C+intimate+gathering+of+crocodile
a small, intimate gathering of crocodile
freedom%21
freedom!
have+you+tried
have you tried
Join the conversation
he+decided+to+do+it+that+hard+way
he decided to do it that hard way
%2Apulls+down+pants%2A
*pulls down pants*
ugh
ugh
better+than+the+real+thing
better than the real thing
don%26%238217%3Bt+bring+a+splayd+to+a+knork+fight
don’t bring a splayd to a knork fight
should+have+got+him+a+new+vacuum+15+years+ago
should have got him a new vacuum 15 years ago
how+do+they+do+it%3F
how do they do it?
milk+is+bad%2C+mmmmkay
milk is bad, mmmmkay