dead batteries free of charge

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question