Owls are also made of star dust, turns out.

When art mimics life.

Investments do come with risk, typically.

The beirs are fighting.

Well it was worth a shot.

Got dam crackheads anyway.

You can’t kill what’s not even real.

Help your children PRN.

How zoologists weigh the bird.

Spoiler alert, Etsy is a honeypot.

Good on you, Tank.

Smirnoff is cheeky.

Take that desk and shove it.

RIP In Peace, Mr. President

History books in the year 2525.