Unicorns are less magical in real life…

Shrek is god, indeed.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Do you even floss…?

The transition is complete…

You said you weren’t hungry, babe.

Care for pre-toad.

Delete the interwebs!

The taters were fecking RAWWW

We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.

Snipper no snipping!

Got to kiss gato.