You are the buns to my burger.

Zoos in India take care of their own.

…must. Not. Breathing.

*subtly angry Irish accent*

Build a foundation for success.

THATS ILLEGAL!

Let’s take this global, shall we?

*tweets nonchalantly*

RIP In Peace, old friend.

Shoot your shot, sis.

I remember…

I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…

The gatos are calling…

Ricky we’ve been over this…

Beds are not made for the giraffe.