AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.

Feed the people.

Pick your news gently.

Life is a hamster ball.

Pass the marinara, won’t you?

Enjoy the wee ones.

It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]

Never go 100 percent good boy.

A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.

And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!

Containerize your life.

ты можешь учить

With all of our branches combined; Tree.

I am orally fixated on your rocks.