What’s the point…? Might as well have a stack of Schrutebucks.

Do you even know me?

Where are they now?

Sounds like a job for Maury Povich …

*sips broth*

Meet Kinessa Johnson, a US army veteran woman who hunts poachers.

Matt Damon circa 12 years old.

Your insurance bill is due…

When your BF leaves and you can finally let ‘er rip.

*consuming intensifies*

Driven by love.

Just keep swimming…

Allow me to become analogous…

Depends on my mood…

Are you not entertained?