Galileo’s middle finger, preserved in Florence, Italy.

Best to play it safe…

2 Cats 1 Dog

Well. Yeah. George it is.

I was born this way, baby.

It is unnerving how many people <3 this narrative...

Baby pls it’s all I’ve ever wanted…

RUN, YOU FOWLS…

Seattle Mariners fans are the goodest.

Probably a good time to go back to my Victory fags…

Growing up with these was Bubblicious.

This isn’t even my final form…

Raymond didn’t even break a sweat.

THIS IS FINE.

Hopefully you’ve all turned in your reciepts for the year…