I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

Ultimate noms.

Ultimate noms.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Traffic banana for scale.

Traffic banana for scale.

Stop it with the pressure, peers…

Stop it with the pressure, peers...

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

We swiped 'not guilty' on SingleMurderers.com

No one calls her until they need something

No one calls her until they need something
Literally.
Literally.
Words.
Words.
I+want+all+of+them.
I want all of them.
Tearing+away+at+social+fabric.
Tearing away at social fabric.
Join the conversation
Shame+on+you.
Shame on you.
If+Obama+was+your+Boyfriend.
If Obama was your Boyfriend.
Why+did+the+Civil+War+have+to+happen%3F
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
Facebook.
Facebook.
Hi+babe%2C+what+are+you+doing%3F
Hi babe, what are you doing?
Turtles+are+bad+at+eating.
Turtles are bad at eating.
What+is+this+magic%3F%21
What is this magic?!
Dang+I+feel+old%26%238230%3B
Dang I feel old…