No one calls her until they need something

No one calls her until they need something

Good cop bad cop.

Good cop bad cop.

31 years has a price, apparently.

31 years has a price, apparently.

Beethoven was a genius.

Beethoven was a genius.

Betrayed

Betrayed

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Under[standing] bites.

Under[standing] bites.

Why an international men’s day?

Why an international men's day?

If Marvel movies were cast in the 90’s

If Marvel movies were cast in the 90's

Natural defense

Natural defense

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

I love Costco also.

I love Costco also.

Theatrical overkill.

Theatrical overkill.
Meanwhile%2C+on+Google%2B.
Meanwhile, on Google+.
Just+saw+a+guy+getting+jumped%26%238230%3B
Just saw a guy getting jumped…
Get+it%3F
Get it?
If+u+cud+recomend+me+a+book%26%238230%3B
If u cud recomend me a book…
Join the conversation
Pacman+evangelism.
Pacman evangelism.
Matemattica.
Matemattica.
Cleverbot+tease.
Cleverbot tease.
Sad+pug+is+sad.
Sad pug is sad.
Josh%26%238217%3Bs+karate+training+finally+comes+in+handy.
Josh’s karate training finally comes in handy.
Words.
Words.
How+to+make+a+meme.
How to make a meme.
I+llike+you.
I llike you.