emergency? I accidentally fell in love

same boat, but mine’s got extra lag

when cats walk, the world stops

no to math, yes to myth

a true byte of coleslaw history

X-Rays and X-Rage

yep, it’s called ‘adulting,’ sweetie

no filter…just troll elegance

strategic lounging, gold medalist

Pizza, games, and mild emotional damage

call me fat again, I’ll purr

are pants optional there too?

that’s why it’s called fantasy

not all heroes wear Wi-Fi

I bring snacks, you bring property

Careful+with+that+thing%26%238230%3B
Careful with that thing…
We+did+the+thing%21
We did the thing!
Lifespans+of+The+Rich+And+The+Famous
Lifespans of The Rich And The Famous
DISAGREE+VEHEMENTLY
DISAGREE VEHEMENTLY
Join the conversation
Most+people+deserve+%24doge+cuddles.
Most people deserve $doge cuddles.
%2Ahonks+in+geese%2A
*honks in geese*
OK+be+damned%26%238230%3B+then+what%3F
OK be damned… then what?
Advertising+the+gato.
Advertising the gato.
Somebody+get+PETA+on+the+horn.
Somebody get PETA on the horn.
Wait+just+a+got+dam%26%238230%3B
Wait just a got dam…
They%26%238217%3Bre+just+the+best+of+friends.
They’re just the best of friends.
The+Titanic+is+tiny+compared+to+modern+Corona+incubators.
The Titanic is tiny compared to modern Corona incubators.