If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

Please wait… forever

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Me: I’m staying out of drama. Also me:

Dolly Parton Memes to Add some Sparkle!

I brought a puppet to help explain

Meowgdalorian

Scissors now in protective custody

Studio Ghibli presents…

Sleep mode? He deleted it.

Snake: “Guess who’s your weighted blanket now!”

Coolest sleep he’s ever had

“fear me, i’m denim”

try our seasonal pudduccino….now offering moss milk

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