One more cup and Vienna is next

The dark side has a very strict manager

I don’t even have patience to boil water

My last two brain cells trying to flirt

When does the “full adult” setting kick in?

future wedding vows will include pancakes

waiting for entropy to do its thing

Me looking for my phone while holding it

He sees your soul and your snacks

Me arriving at my morning meetings

Well, at least you tried, mate

Short, sweet, and straight to the point

“Let there be light”

Best performance of the year

too much power

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