He owns that tank and he knows it

“Hoo You Looking At?”

I can literally hear the plastic latch clicking

“You” is reserved for when I mess up

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s a globe

“Pockets? No thanks”

He’s whispering ‘Hakuna Matata’ into the radio headset

a very fast tent

The real hero doesn’t even have a username

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

It’s trying its best, okay? Leave it alone

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